What does
Bill Cosby have to do with my yard and garden? Well, once upon a time, Bill Cosby said......

It was the early 80s. We had a new house in a new subdivision. We were yuppies! Yes, we were. And at the same time, we were all becoming very aware of our environment, thanks to
Phil Donahue, and we knew cutting down trees was a big no-no. We wanted to do the right thing. So we re-cycled and never threw trash out of the car window,(unless it was biodegradable, of course.)

As the children were growing up, and knowing that all too soon they would leave the nest, we decided it was time for an in-the-ground pool. But there was one problem.

We had planted some fruit trees, because I wanted to be homey and nurturing, and I thought I'd like to grow and harvest my own peaches, pears, and apples. They weren't faring too well because I didn't know that I needed two of each or that a neighbor must have one of the pair so the bees could cross-pollinate. I was a city girl, after all.

Over coffee with my friend, I proudly talked about our new project.
My friend said, "Where will you put the pool?"
I pointed to the spot; the only logical place.
"But the trees," she said.
"Oh, we're cutting them down," I said.
And then came the look of shock and horror.
"How could you? You can't cut down trees!"
I must admit to being embarrassed for a few minutes, and then I remembered
Bill Cosby's famous words to his on screen son,Theo.
"I brought you into this world and I can take you out!"

These small little saplings, devoured by the rabbits, are exactly like those trees at my previous house.

In my eyes they are nothing more than an overgrown garden plant.

I brought them into this world, and Duane will take them out. Thanks, Bill Cosby, for easing my pain.

I'm sorry, Apple Tree; may you rest in peace.